mouseslap

when you get slapped in the face by a mousepad

yo i just mouseslapped thomas

by thomas gunit May 14, 2005

Moses rape

the opposite of jesus rape only with moses.

if someone is jesus raping you and your jewish you can moses rape them just for kicks.

"stop jesus raping me or ill moses rape you!"

by Samatha12345678901 October 30, 2008

Moses

A scraggly closet gay who gets turned on by Yoda and hipster French boys.

Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males"

by scragglymanchild April 21, 2017

Moses

An amazing friend. You can talk to her about anything and know it won't get repeated. Loves taking headless pictures on basketball buses.

Moses is a sweeet person

by RayRay04 March 4, 2009

Moses

everything is fine or good as in there is no problem.

-yo, how was the trip
-it was moses


-you have everything set up?
-yes, yes everything is moses.

by chop88 June 27, 2005

moise

he ghey

you are a moise

by moistmois October 7, 2018

Menstrual Moses

The art of fornicating with a female during her period. also referred to as parting the red sea, geting your red-wings, or canoeing in a blood ocean.

Friend: Hey alex, what are you up to tonight?

Alex: Im exercising my religion, im acting as menstrual moses in my bedroom play with nicole tonight.

Friend: Damn homie, make sure you wear a condom

Alex: Christianity does not permit the use of condoms, im skinny dipping tonight!

by wadditz88 May 5, 2009