J.E.O.M.K.

just ejaculated on my keyboard

when two internet geeks are involved with some sexual act and the male geek blows his load all over the keyborad......that was hot i j.e.o.m.k.

by D.Krav October 22, 2009

MkII

second generation supra, has the most potential out of all the generations. Lightweight with I6 2.8 liter motor. Based off the Celica line.

MKII just pwned that MKIII

by Gage006 May 26, 2004

MKF

The abbreviations for Monkey Knife Fight.

"Hey are u going to see that MKF later tonight?"

by klownfetuseater October 7, 2006

mk1

first generation of golf/jetta made from 1974-1983

damn look at that mk1! its got a vr swap too!

vrt?

nah n/a. its a daily.

by dubber4life April 19, 2009

M.K. Pump

Originated from, and first performed by rap artist M.K.Russ., the action of a "M.K. Pump" occurs during, or shortly after a 'ballin' or 'pimp juice' action. It is meant to both taunt the opposition or audience such action is being performed upon, as well as to further increase your status as a 'balla', or a 'pimp juice' playa.

Mathias: Shiiiit, I saw you put his ass on the ground with that move!
Detox: Hell yea, that was sick man! And ofcourse you had to follow it up with the M.K. Pump!

by mkruss February 2, 2009

mkop

the texting abbreviation for:

1) my kind of party

2) my kind of place

Joe: Shud we come to the party? (text)

Rick: Yeah dude, its sick. MKOP

by quignugget March 11, 2010

mkis

short for "my keyboard is stolen" e.g. when you are playing lousy.

"Man, you suck today!!11oneone"
"mkis.."

by Max Malm July 14, 2005