Minge

Term used between bro's to signify that one will return in a jiffy.
Catch you in a minge mate
by crimsonking March 11, 2012
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minge nose

The unnerving and slightly distressing smell that follows you round after a night working down at the stench trench - remains until the sufferer can be arsed to have a wash.
Jeez mate, I ate this bird out last nite and I'm suffering a horrendous case of minge nose
by "T.C" April 20, 2006
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Minge Mullet

A perfectly styled minge which sports a short crack and sides.
by d3@N November 06, 2010
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covered in minge

You are said to be "covered in minge" when sat between two girls or women.

-Andrew Cross
He's sat between Sandra and Sue...

Yeah just look at him, he's covered in minge.
by poulter7 July 30, 2006
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Trench Minge

When a vagina has been abused by STI's, mostly the clap, an extreme reaction to chlamidia resembling a rotting trench
No way i'm not sleeping with her, she has Trench Minge, it'd be like screwing sea weed.

She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge
by Lord of all Trench Minge July 13, 2011
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ming chow

Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"

'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"
by bibischka February 14, 2018
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monkey minge

an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face
hey, you see her hairy arms?

yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent
by biggertom October 09, 2009
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