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Mickey

A smart, but not average Man. Very Hot and smooth, clean cut looking. And usually has a huge nice cock.
Girl 1: I had sex with Mickey last night
Girl 2: Did he have a big dick??
Girl 1: Of course he's Mickey
by Mary Heartman May 20, 2009
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Mikey

A hot, kind natured man, who would do anything to please. Generally smart, with a liking for sci-fi genre of film - aka Star Wars.
Girl 1: What do you think of that?

Girl 2: Corrrrr, what a Mikey!
by Sara Hicks July 30, 2008
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mickey mouse bullshit

1)when you get bullshit information at your job and no one cares that you work for weeks with no weekend to see your family.

2)menial task that are passd on to you to make your chain of command feel like they know how to run a unit.
man we got passed bad word again and i have to go to the field over the weekend for the 3 time this month, this shit is mickey mouse as fuck.

Why is the unit always pulling this mickey mouse bullshit
by fuckthisshitmyspaceniggas August 9, 2012
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mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.
Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.
by drzygote June 21, 2007
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Mikey-mike

The act of making a profoundly pompous or arrogant statement then quickly retreating to a modest position while maintaining the former is still a fact. The term was coined when inconspicuous characters with common names, such as ‘Michael’ or ‘Joseph’, would act like consequence-free TV-personalities in the real world.
Guy: I have an invite I’d like to extend your way. How bout a couple of drinks then we blow this popsicle stand and go to the real party at my house! Or hey what do you want to do?
Girl: Quit being a Mikey-mike, why don’t we just hang out?
Guy: What does that even mean? You know I could use a break once in awhile – it’s hard being the guy that knows where all the fun spots are!

Guy #1: I was thinking about buying a car, got any suggestions?
Gentleman #2: My Porsche, exceuse me PorscHA, is just collecting dust and with this economy you should seriously consider investing in private jets – my G6 is making me a killing! Or have you considered the environmentally friendly bike?
Guy #1: I definitely need a car. Can you name a few realistic ones I would actually buy?
Gentleman #2: You could really use a workout, go with the bike.
Guy #1: Later Mikey-mike.
Gentleman #2: I love the name! Could we change it to DJ Mikey-mike Pizzle? I feel it would really bring out my creative personality!
by Rinkifer January 16, 2011
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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Frozen Mickey

Taking a crap into a condom, then freezing the condom + turd to use as a dildo later.
Staal couldn't wait for his frozen mickey to freeze over so he could pleasure himself.
by Ares12943 October 26, 2008
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