Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

microsoftifying

the act of making a perfect game really shitty by adding pointless features which affect no one but the 8 year olds on there moms computers

"Hey dude, Gotta go microsoftifying!"
"Fuck you!"

by xrochy November 19, 2020

Microsoft Word

a program that sucks.
often shortened to word.

word sucks
microsoft word is not free

by messinwiththed630 December 31, 2020

Microsocial

A person who would likely be considered antisocial in a large social system, but is very social in a small group or social unit.

I thought Kyle was antisocial, but is he the life of the lunch table or what? I guess he is just microsocial.

by Brent J. Grim March 31, 2021

micropodge

a small fat child found outside mcdonalds

oh that boy is such a micropodge!

by margaret thatcher ❤️ May 12, 2021

Microsofted

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s

Dude, I just got Microsofted!

by HalideRadar July 9, 2021

microsofting

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.

microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.

by gill_bates August 3, 2021