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Kevin Mayers

Somone who greatly enjoys the shizer, often when it is maximized. When maximized he takes it in the butt while saying... oooooooooo rub it. shiza.
by Shizer Face July 15, 2003
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mr.mederios

um so um guys today um yeah
um i uhh my name is mr.mederios um
by kuss December 17, 2019
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Happy meerkat

Someone who kneels between the legs of someone, (who is lay at the edge of a bed, with legs hanging over),performing oral sex. The person will pop up with a smile on their face upon completion, in a similar way to a meerkat
After swallowing his load, Lisa appeared from below, like a happy meerkat.
by Humblebarkeep86 January 27, 2022
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Metro Goldwyn Mayer

The company that has the lion roaring in the beginning of a movie. You know a movie will be good if you see a lion roaring in the beginning.
Metro Goldwyn Mayer is a lion that roars in the beginning of a movie
by Alien Weed April 28, 2019
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John Mayer

My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow
by Austin BJ August 3, 2010
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John Mayer

Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.

They have no respect for women
Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"

The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"
by lovely_dragon February 23, 2010
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meer bitch

A person who is a meerkat in the furry fandom who is acting like a slut trying to Roll play with you or get Yiffy with you
Dam I was talking to meerkat123 on MSN last night and all that little meer bitch wanted to do was Cyber yiff me
by Meerkat April 25, 2008
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