by shashank May 16, 2008
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Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.
by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003
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Well educated, secure, knows what he wants in his life. Believes in quality than quantity. Definitely, not gay, always want to make sure he is up to date in fashion, style, and usually the trend maker, open to new things as long it is viable!
Tom Cruise, Leonardo DeCaprio
by Joy February 21, 2004
Get the Metro Sexual mug.1. A guage that determines how much pussy one receives.
2. A material possession that enhances your attraction to the opposite sex.
3. A possession that enhances your chances of getting sex.
4. An item / object that would make someone feel the urge to sleep with you.
5. Potential chance to get some pussy!
2. A material possession that enhances your attraction to the opposite sex.
3. A possession that enhances your chances of getting sex.
4. An item / object that would make someone feel the urge to sleep with you.
5. Potential chance to get some pussy!
This new car will surely enhance my pussy meter.
My pussy meter is at a thousand, thanks to these new nikes I'm wearing on the first day of school.
Women like me with a beard, I'm pretty sure it adds 10 points to my pussy meter!
Wearing hammer pants in 2008 decreased my pussy meter by 100 points!
My pussy meter is at a thousand, thanks to these new nikes I'm wearing on the first day of school.
Women like me with a beard, I'm pretty sure it adds 10 points to my pussy meter!
Wearing hammer pants in 2008 decreased my pussy meter by 100 points!
by Tyrone D December 3, 2007
Get the pussy meter mug.What used to be a good band before they got discovered by adolescent teeny boppers, and signed to a record company.
Now all I fucking hear all day long is their hit song; "Shake It" playing on MTV, or the radio until my fucking ears bleed.
I actually enjoyed their music until they made shit songs with absolutely no meaning, but a catchy beat and lyrics that any generic moron could sing along to.
Why is it that every good fucking band has to go through the same goddamn bullshit; make a few good songs, get realized, than make a goddamn generic ass song that becomes incredibly popular over night, than said song gets over-played FAST, than you never hear from the fuckers again?
I'm not trying to diss the band, and I'm not technically dissing any certain type/age of people, but seriously, am I the ONLY one that has a problem with this?
Now all I fucking hear all day long is their hit song; "Shake It" playing on MTV, or the radio until my fucking ears bleed.
I actually enjoyed their music until they made shit songs with absolutely no meaning, but a catchy beat and lyrics that any generic moron could sing along to.
Why is it that every good fucking band has to go through the same goddamn bullshit; make a few good songs, get realized, than make a goddamn generic ass song that becomes incredibly popular over night, than said song gets over-played FAST, than you never hear from the fuckers again?
I'm not trying to diss the band, and I'm not technically dissing any certain type/age of people, but seriously, am I the ONLY one that has a problem with this?
Generic Teeny Bopper: 0H MY G0D I FUGGIN L0VESSS METRO STATION!!! TRACE CYRUS IS SUU EFFIN HAWTTTT!!11 I'M SU G0NNA SEE THEM AT THE WEBSTER T0NIGHT!!!!!111!!!11
Me: Go to fucking hell, cuntrag.
Me: Go to fucking hell, cuntrag.
by Hannah G, yo. October 17, 2008
Get the Metro Station mug.A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).
Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.
This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.
This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
Big Country: *quickly assembled Mack-O-Meter at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!
Padilla: Shut up!
Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.
Padilla: Fine...
Padilla: Shut up!
Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.
Padilla: Fine...
by Padilla November 28, 2006
Get the mack-o-meter mug.A person who displays the characteristics of both a metrosexual and rockabilly. A portmanteau word combining metrosexual with rockabilly.
by Alex December 25, 2004
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