Messy Nessie

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

by Sbreps March 18, 2024

Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 8, 2021

Messy Jessy

Some who is immensely smart, beautiful and perfect every way.

“I wish I could be like Messy Jessy”

by Currymuncha1887 August 27, 2023

Messy donut

A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.

Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!

by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022

Messi

The best football player to ever live.

Messi is the GOAT

by 0263037303 November 20, 2023

Messi

Somebody who has promised to be somewhere or do something, only to back out a the last possible moment, without honest reason or apology, causing embarrassment for the host and bemusement for all onlookers.

He said he would call me back, but he pulled a Messi and never did.

She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.

by hongkongpeople February 6, 2024