Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019

Melone

Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)

Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot

by Risottos cumjar October 22, 2020

Hefty Melon

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face

Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

by Jubencio Ferreria March 15, 2010

musk melon

knight's sweaty fox tits

slap them musk melons on the dog

by hidad June 19, 2016

Crème of Melon

When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017

"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"

by Maxipad skirtrash February 4, 2017

melonhead

verb - to stick your head in an australian's girl vagina

noun - someone who has tits the size of melons who are good at giving head

There is a rumor that there was a man living in San Francisco who died from giving melonhead to a korean cleric.

verb - oh i melonhead that girl last night :)

noun - wow i met a girl named leah last night, shes a melonhead

by vTBiShop September 23, 2009

j g melon's

a restaurant on the upper east side known for its top five new york city burger and its late nights serving to minors. beware! preppy people heavily present.

hey i want a burger. lets go to jg's! then get trashed! wahoooooo

by jg lover February 7, 2005