1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.
2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.
2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.
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2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.
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I began to rub.. slowly at first, gradually getting faster, faster, FASTER.. until OH!! OH!! OH FUCK! OH!!
and thus the art of pleasure was done.
I began to rub.. slowly at first, gradually getting faster, faster, FASTER.. until OH!! OH!! OH FUCK! OH!!
and thus the art of pleasure was done.
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