MANDATORY SHITEATER "I"

FORMER BROWN UNIVERSITY JOURNALIST and JOURNALIST later employed by BIOTECH COMPANY SANOFI GENZYME in PUBLIC RELATIONS went to the NINTH FLOOR NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY WEST ROXBURY MASSACHUSETTS parking ramp pushed ALISON her baby daughter 2 years young and ANDREW 4 years young and ERIN "ENLOCK" PASCAL.512 see R.U.L.E.S. use sparingly ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN.512 , well as "I" was saying jumped to her DEATH nit ALAN he did not listen to SRPTEMBER 29, 2017 IMAGINE DRAGONS order at concert and this was CHRISTMAS EVE DECEMBER 2019 and after NEW YORK CITY wad decimated by COVID CORONA.365. as the rest is NOT HISTORY. NOW WHY WOULD A FIRST COUSIN GAYE of sonw high level MILITARY COVER THAT UP.

It is basically how "I" FELL IN LOVE WITH BEING GAYE.

The attempt to cover up a SANOFI GENZYME of LABOR ABUSE by SANOFI GENZYME , SHELTERS, HOSPITALS , POLICE , POLITICIANS, AND CHURCHES of a supposed MURDER SUICIDE as could thst be LUBRICANT LUCRATIVE spread order by PR SANOFI GENZYME ERIN of COVID CORONA IN NEW YORK CITY for them all you KATS.

Here is the thing one call to my FIRST COUSIN does it all as you know what the I. stands for in your name ALAN I WALDMAN as ALAN it is in quotation MARKS.FRANE-IMPACT as it is ALAN "I" WALDMAN as really emphasize the MANDATORY SHITEATER "I" is a PEDOPHILE SHITEATING FAGGOT J00 in that order.

Look GAYE my first cousin now GAYE POWERS ar 79 as the leading ASSHOLE is ahead of this ASSH0LE who had FIRST COUSIN BOB ISRAEL teach MANDATORY SHITEATER "I" SEVENTH GRADE CIVICS CLASS and said yes ALAN I WALDMAN your "I" is the HEBREW AT BETH EL synagogue name RABBI FEIBURGER gave you as "I" really enjoyed COUSIN BOB'S innovative teach8ng of CIVICS POLITICAL GOVERNMENT at BENJAMIN FRANKLIN JUNIOR HIGH in LEVITTOWN PA, 18057.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE January 2, 2023

Mandatory kitten

When youve spent all day defiling your enemies and stop to watch owlkitty

After 3 ajudacative fatal mistakes by the seniors home applicant we need a mandatory kitten to destress

by Cody5050 January 15, 2023

marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.

boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait

by that boy so suave April 8, 2023

mandatory pussy stunt

when your puss is so dry you need drugs or someone elses puss to wet it up

Sarah: ugh my puss is so dry and porn isnt working
Dahlia: Girl you need a Mandatory Pussy Stunt
Sarah: Thanks girl x

by mala_xx June 27, 2023

Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023

Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races

Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner

by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023

Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".

Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight

by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023