Deus Segué Machina

A segué which suggests that the topic of conversation being moved to, is related to the one being moved from, when in fact they are entirely unrelated.

Person A: Nice weather we're having today, is it not?
Person B: Yes, quite, and speaking of the weather; where's that £5 you owe me?

Here, "And speaking of the weather," is the Deus Segué Machina.

by oobilyboo October 2, 2011

the ghost in the machine

An ambiguous phrase to describe illogical or unexpected computational behavior that may or may not be caused by some level of sentience be it maintained within the system or at the PEBKAC layer.

Sally couldn't explain why her computer would not work, then as soon as she called IT the machine started working again. IT blamed it on the ghost in the machine

by midstoveilan November 18, 2013

Las Vegas Slut Machine

On the 69th floor of the Cosmopolitan balcony suite, take a huge line of coke and spread it on his penis. Do a line and then pop a bottle champagne over her booty. Quick balcony blowjob then he finishes on your arm. Then make a line with the black card on your arm with the semen, while he yells Jackpot!

Last years on New Years Eve, I met a Las Vegas Slut Machine.

by KingSlut September 27, 2018

One peel machine

A term used by car guys to describe cars with no LSD (limited slip diff)

Daniel: I just got an NA mazda miata

Car guy: dose it have an LSD though
Daniel not sure...

Car guy: that's a one peel machine man get an lsd

by Wannaberacedriver November 15, 2019

Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

by Greg G. G July 6, 2022

Washing Machine

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick

Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE

by Chadagonia March 15, 2015

Maccin'

The act of a male or female hitting on or checking out another male or female.

Let's get outta here, that creep is hella maccin'.

by Alexandraaaa August 19, 2007