Cum Mum 

A very motherly person that you cum on, A mom, a friends mom, your grandmother, any motherly figure

Yo you wanna be my Cum Mum
I had fun with my Cum Mum last night

Cum Mum by Sloppy Papi December 30, 2020

Ur mum 

A unstoppable force, when your hit with a Ur mum, you should just accept your fate, your life is over.

Joe: Hey do you wanna come over after school?

Bob: No sorry I’m doing ur mum after school.

It was at this moment, Joe got folded

Ur mum by Harpy🦅 October 19, 2021

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

Josh's mum by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

Piraven's mum Yarlini 

Piraven's mum Yarlini

Piraven's mum Yarlini

Piraven's mum Yarlini by Piraven's mum yarlini April 28, 2021

Mici's mum

when you know a girl who has a milf of a mother who you want to seduce (Usually with big bunda)

Hey fitch "have you seen that MILf, she’s Mici's mum"

Mici's mum by fitcheypooo May 15, 2023

robs mum 

The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.

Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.

<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."

robs mum by Jim July 18, 2006

your mum 

your mum/ya mum/yo momma is a comeback that if you say normally results with getting slapped. normally by a pikey.
it doesnt have to be a comeback, it can be said anywhere it makes sense.

Holly: so, what do you wanna do now?
Harry: your mum.
or
Holly: what did you do last night then?
Harry: your mum.

see? :)

your mum by x rita x November 23, 2006