Lorenzo

A lonely dude who is in need of friends and people to hang out with. He is shy and the only reasons he has a friends is because he is funny. You should hang out with him and become friends with me, I mean him

Look at Lorenzo he is so lonely

by Innof September 15, 2020

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a cool guy. when you meet him he is a crazy ,active ,ANNOYING person. he will be helpful and playful but mostly its Party.he is very tall moslty handsome for the girls and SUPER horny

Dude Lorenzo is crazy

by yourtylenol May 21, 2021

Lorena

Lorena is VERY VERY short and Not the brightest also has a big ego

Lorena means Short

by James7721 March 30, 2022

Lorenzo

A gorgeous brute of a man with hella cake like daym its massive and its all real too and his gorgeous baboon lips could suck your soul dry.

Daym, Lorenzo's lips could suck all the water out of Africa

by yasqueen123456789 April 25, 2022

Lorren

The male spelling of the name "Lauren", aka the best sounding name in all humanity; a guy that seems to be normal but in actuality has various obsessions with stationary, hardcore metal music that blasts out your ears as well as ocean noises that sound like nothingness, apples, occasional styling glue, and discussing life in general. When in doubt with the world, tends to make up original phrases such as "shwewdghjs" or "asldewdhjyeshit" to express frustration. Feels good about donating to the homeless, frequently goes 'ape shit' over nostalgia, and makes spontaneous book purchases.

"sjakdkhewkdhwe"
"oh, that's just a Lorren letting out his inner distraught"

by Eddy mcknight November 30, 2009

Lorenzo

selfish, self centered asshole who uses his personal issues as a crutch and doesn't know how to take responsibility for the many stupid things that he does; would rather avoid any problems he's created until he can't anymore instead manning up and owning up to his mistakes.

Hey bestfriend, Lorenzo fucked me over again! Shocker.

by LolSmileyFace4 January 21, 2018

Lorenzo

-twat
-annoying person
-person with stupid comebacks (i.e. whats you say to him in the first place)

Petey
TWAT!!!! btw ur a fag

Lorenzo
shut up dumbass faggot im no twat
btw ur a d bag

Petey
a douche bag**
by the way, i alredy called u a fag
and u dont even no wht a twat is

Lorenzo
i called u faggot which still is the same thing but u dont even no what a twat is

Petey
good one
cuz i didnt just fuckin say that

Lorenzo
then wtf is it

Petey
confidential u need level infinite clearence to no that

by Da Dang Da Dang June 9, 2009