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Lot Lizard 

Truck Stop Prostitute- Male or Female- Predominantly found at truck stops and whose sole intention is to score some trucker lovin' for some quick cash or occcasionally for free depending on the mood
Man, those lot lizards at the Iowa 80 stop have gotten so much better since the economy took a turn for the worse. Thank goodness for the Bush admistration
Lot Lizard by N.C.H.A. September 7, 2006
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dope lizard

a dope head ( methhead) who looks like a lizard in the face and will do anything for a sack. and will continue to lose lots of weight and will tell everyone they're off the shit
omg did you see diane!!! she's such a dope lizard!!!
dope lizard by sven cantu March 30, 2008

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.
I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.
sock lizard by Tehanti January 23, 2009

Lane lizard 

Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.
Lane lizard by Seymour Kooch September 9, 2015

Bearded Lizard 

When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.
Damn Madeleine can really do the Bearded Lizard, it went for metres
Bearded Lizard by Jollyjolliver September 11, 2016

wizard lizard

When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.
I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.
wizard lizard by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017

Dry my lizard

To urinate, make water, relieve yourself, take a leak, spend a penny, pass water.

The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.

The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
"2 seconds guys, I need to dry my lizard."
Dry my lizard by Homeboy[[ May 31, 2009