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Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.
Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.
by dan_gleewang January 9, 2021
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Lizard Fan

A Florida Gaytor Fan. Anyone who has a Gaytor as their team mascot.
Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?

Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
by Buckeye Til I Die January 5, 2008
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Townie lizard

A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.
Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.
by The hater going hate November 12, 2019
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Lizard Kissing

When two people in public engage in open mouth, tongue jutting kisses, usually with eyes open.
Gross, look Michael. I think those two in the booth are lizard kissing.
by Likey August 6, 2011
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Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course
Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn
by Seannoob March 14, 2022
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Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.
Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.
by Lizard Len March 2, 2014
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Lizard Method

Using a lizard-like, rapid flick o' the tongue to pleasure a vagina.
Austin used the the lizard method to no avail.
by kale hag February 26, 2015
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