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grundle licker

one who spends tons of time licking grundles.
by dustinhacks March 19, 2008
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Rock-licker

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A person such as rockhound, lapidary, bonehead or mineral collector that licks rocks to bring out the color potential within the rough stone. Wetting a rock shows what the stone might look like once polished. Often a rockhound will become so excited at a rock or gem show that they start madly licking rocks, hoping to discover the hidden beauty beneath the rough, unpolished surface. To the other people visiting a gem show this activity can seem very odd, inappropriate, gross and even obscene.
Example 1:
"WHAT in the world is that freak doing over there!? He keeps picking up rocks from the ground and LICKING them like he thinks they're food! Yuck!"

"oh, yeah.. that's just that crazy rockhound dude named Mark. He's a rock-licker."

Example2:
"Man, that bonehead rock-licker has stinky breath and rotten teeth! I think I'll pass on looking through the bucket of opal he's been pawing for the past hour. "
by Jessa1155 March 16, 2010
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shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
by malfunkt October 24, 2005
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Lickety-split

As fast as possible.
Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.
Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009
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Liaket

A creature who drifts by during the day but comes alive at night especially in wild environments such as "Slimelight".
It makes beautiful sounds which resemble Techno music with some gothic tinge to it. It loves food and especially enjoys ciders and dark beers from Germany.

It mainly resides in the UK but once every 2 years on average it migrates to Bavaria for short stays.

It is an extremely rare species! If you happen to run into a Liaket, make sure to treasure it as it is an extremely loyal creature!
Oh no! I just turned around for a split second and a Liaket snatched my Pretzel!

- What is that cool sound?
- It's a Liaket.
by Fuzzy Logik February 5, 2010
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liegetarian

Someone who pretends to be a vegetarian or vegan so as to fit in and/or be fashionable; a lying vegetarian who attempts to conceal the fact that they consume meat.
I totally saw Maria sneaking a BigMac the other day. She's such a liegetarian.
by 'kicks October 13, 2009
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