Lake Mary, FL

Ah, Lake Mary. A city of dreams, a city of nightmares. It's a small place, 15-20 min. north of Orlando. One of the wealthier suburbs, though not in the league of Winter Park or some such place. Roughly 15,000 people live here, though it usually fells like a lot less (except when the snowbirds fly in).

Places to go: On the whole, Lake Mary is a pretty respectable. Has its rich areas and its poor areas, all quite nice. But wait to you cross over I-4. Then you're in the big leagues, son. There's Heathrow, Alaqua, the non-neighborhood Markham Woods, and for the true assholes with money to burn, there's Alaqua Lakes, rated the most exclusive neighborhood in Seminole County. Should you ever need to capture a real-life poser or wannabe for testing medicines or whatever, that's your place to be. Too rich for the city, too poor for Alaqua, but snobbish enough for Beverly Hills. Homes here start in the $750K range. Country Club membership, $14K minimum. No non-millionaires need apply.

Things to do: Nothing really. Simple answer, go to Orlando.

There's also Lake Mary High School. Generally a solid school, great academically, but with it's fair share of assholes, though Lake Mary Prep draws most away.

That should cover it. Lake Mary, upper-middle-class suburb of Orlando. Move here if you can afford to, but be prepared for a wave of asshattery unparalleled in the South. Nice place. Yeah.

Lake Mary, FL, city of lakes. Given, of course, there are no lakes in the city. None.

by LakeMaryFTW August 13, 2010

lake titicaca

a lake in south america, better defined as lake boobpoop

it smells like you vacationed in lake titicaca!!

by dipped_in_stink#2 July 11, 2011

ricki lake

A talk show host who lost weight and has no taste in clothing or show titles.

look what ricki l;ake is wearing!

by sexy beast July 30, 2003

Canyon Lake, TX

The only place in the world where the locals are higher than the hills.

Guy: Let's go to Canyon Lake, TX

Gal: I hear try have great weed and you stay higher than the hills.

by teh_lee_beast1337 January 2, 2014

spring lake

A sickeningly rich beach town in central New Jersey. Characteristics include ridiculously expensive homes, loads of money, and a largely preppy lifestyle. Has some of the most exclusive houses and estates in New Jersey, all of which are priced at well over a million dollars and have either a poolhouse or guesthouse. Looks like a town out of a movie. Full of amazingly hot catholic girls. The only thing the elitists in Spring Lake are good at is keeping out the tourist scum bennies that come from north jersey and new york out by charging an arm and a leg for beach passes.

The uptight rich girls in Spring Lake won't put out, so we'll have to drive to Belmar to get some from the New Yorkers tonight.

by CMN September 23, 2008

Laken

Someone who loves life. She is loud and obnoxious, but that doesn't matter...people love her anyways. She is someone who doesn't let what people say get to her. She is a very pretty person and cares about doing the right thing. She loves to stick up for her friends and is a genuinly nice person. By the way, she definetly is a grammar/spelling freak. She gets along with everyone and a lot of people are jealous of her.

Will you lakenize my paper, I think there are a lot of errors...

That girl is a Laken. She is super cool and I'm jealous.

"Wow, you're cool...more like 'Wow, you're an idiot'" what a laken thing to say

by wesing.wedance.westealthings. May 30, 2009

South Lakes

"Only in south lakes are you able to walk through the green subschool at any given time and smell alcohol, tobaco, atleast two different illegal narcotics AND all eight scents of axe trying to cover it up"

dude1:"sh!t my allergies are acting up i can't smell anything.."
dude2:"Yo just walk through green on your way to DriversED"
dude1:"..oohyeeaaahh"

by GotJesus? April 26, 2005