sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3

Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!

by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021

ding-a-ling

A dick that makes me happy and I cum each time

My ding-a-ling is talking

by Worm magnet April 07, 2017

Ding-a-Ling

A body part that goes in ones ass.

Damn boy put that hard and big Ding-a-Ling in my ass.

by JoJoCoolBoiHaHa February 03, 2021

ding-a-ling

Another word for penis, dick or balls.

My ding-a-ling is big ;)

by Madi06 April 03, 2018

Ding a ling

A bestie who won’t tell you who their crush is.

Bestie#1: I like someone, heeh!
Bestie#2: OMG WHO JDNDJSJS?
Bestie#1: I’m not telling you, HAH!
Bestie#2: Ugh, why are you being a ding a ling!?
ding dong poophead

by LC15 January 26, 2018

cheng ling

a spider ninja who doesn't do much, they really just sit there and watch you have lunch

omg is that a Cheng ling ?

by rottenmango May 07, 2020

ling wise

term used to validate another person's arguments, specifically one which improves on the user's own argument. etymologically rooted from 'lingo' (communication) and 'wise' (of knowledgeable circumstances).

tl;dr, thank you for improving on my argument.

person uno: "cats are bad pets."
person tres: "no, they're not."
person dos: "cats, compared to other pets, can be a hassle to clean up for."
person uno: "ling wise."

by saladeener of rome January 05, 2023