led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

Zhou Led

"Zhou Led" could humorously refer to something poorly organized or executed, drawing a parallel to the decline of the Zhou Dynasty due to internal disorder.

“Hey man how are you liking the BBQ?”
“This shit is Zhou led after Robert hung up the apron”

by 29thamendment July 18, 2024

Led Fairy

A man that makes another man hard. He is putting led in his pencil.

Ben got an erection when Tyler pretended to pole dance. Wow Tyler is such a led fairy.

by penisbrakingsally November 15, 2010

Green LEDs

Used by people that are afraid of coming out of the closet.

Did you see his Green LEDs?
Yeah, he must be REALLY gay!

by SirCharlesIII December 29, 2023

LED STRIP LIGHTS

Are Led strip lights worth the money

led Strip lights have become very popular among the diifernet types of users.

by theledlightings January 29, 2021

One thing led to another

While this is a sexual innuendo, it is often a misunderstood phrase by the naive and used as general cause and efffect.

The pastor suggested two people go out for prayer but when she used the phrase, “one thing led to another” the parties misunderstood and ended up taking things further then intended.

by pmahc1mik October 11, 2023

Led Tarpaulin

A generic term for a rock & roll tribute band that uses a semi-clever name to evoke the famous artist or band it covers, as, for example, the term itself evokes Led Zeppelin (covers, tarpaulin, get it?) See, e.g., By Jovi, Petty Cash, Proxy Music.

Saturday night we went to The Cave and saw that Led Tarpaulin outfit "Springsboomer" -- man, those guys can really play Bruce's stuff from the 70s and 80s!

by FitofPeak2 December 10, 2024