lexi laird

autistic retard

haha lexi laird stinks

by okokyayayeet May 2, 2019

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Christopher Lair

He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.

Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.

ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*

by Mrs. Lair May 20, 2019

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Doin the Lani

Work all day on replcation issues, Special Projects, not take calls, looking busy

Man, he's not doing anything. He is just sittin around doin the Lani Thing.

by James Henry Hall November 9, 2007

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The dirty landrum

(V.)A sexual move where the guy fingers a girl and procedes to lift her in the air while using his available arm to balance her, a very powerful move.

Damn Taylor just gave me "the dirty landrum" and I hit my head on the ceiling, and now I'm really sore.

by Damnlandrumdamn February 13, 2010

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Laird

An underground mixed martial artist born on August 7th 1986 raised in Deer Park New york. He has tried to make his life better as he came from difficult roots and is continuing his fight to better himself and those around him.

"Laird is on his way get him a 12 pack stat"

by Tiffaroo January 16, 2008

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