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Lance

A best friend that's very trustworthy and who matches with your vibe. They're the best person that could be your friend and one who listens and understands your problems assuring you that they are there for you and they will really make your whole day better. Very independent when it comes to tasks but has to have someone to do the task with them, yk ;).
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3
"Hey, look it's him!"
"Who's him?"
"LANCEE!!"
by i.love.you.sm December 3, 2020
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lance videos

lance videos: hey mamas

nick videos: hey my love
by government.doing.stuff December 7, 2020
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Lance

He is always there to listen give advice. He has a mysterious life and a very normal one he keeps them apart but there is something very captivating about his personality. He is very intelligent and fun to be around.
Lance
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Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.
She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.
by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021
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Lance

"Damn, Look at what lance is fucking packing Amirite"
by LanceWorship January 10, 2021
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Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.
Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021
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Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.
One of our employees was Lancing the dog.
by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021
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