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Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
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labeouf

to labeouf is to grope a woman's breast. It was once mentioned that Shia Lebeouf had groped a female actor's breast while doing improv. This allegation is entirely without merit, however it spurred the creation of the term 'to labeouf'.
"You've been labeoufed"
"May I labeouf you?"
"I could labeouf that"
"She's labeoufable
by Anthony Moocar February 26, 2009
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nu labour

Asinine slang term for the British "New Labour" movement of the 1990s to late 2000s under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.

Generally employed by would-be political commentators on internet forums who aren't as witty as they think they are.

See also: Bliar
THE NU LABOUR GOVERNMENT JUST TOOK AWAY ANOTHER OF MY FREEDOMS- BLIAR BLIAR OUT OUT NOW
by Saiyra June 14, 2011
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laborga

noun
odd shaped statue of venus, thin, large feet
by ape August 19, 2003
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labormariticide

Killing of ones "work-spouse."
Usually with a shoe, preferably a dansko. Most people guilty of such a crime have violent tendencies towards all co-workers. Indicators of someone that may be about to commit labormariticde include: Jumping between different work-spouses, generally unpleasant, odd behaviors such as only eating in even numbers, and regularly snorting during laughter.
Yeah, our Princess bakeress killed her work-husband yesterday, everyone knew one day she'd commit labormariticide.
by le frijole March 5, 2008
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Labor Day

A free day off of school in honor of people who were overworked in the 1920s.
by nonkrataularealss September 2, 2012
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Laboni

A slang term referring to a promiscuous female. Also meaning slut. A manipulative deceptive female using conning methods to achieve goals and seduce the dumb.
She acquired a husband by being a laboni
by monzur October 29, 2007
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