Lily Loveless 

Lily May Loveless (Born May 1990 in Haringey, London)1 is a British actress, best known for her role as Naomi Campbell in teen comedy-drama Skins.

Jack: Does Lily Loveless have a FB page?

Sally: No, but she should get one though so she can please us fans!

Jack: I know let's make her one!

Lily Loveless by onlywicked_rest February 26, 2009

lovelykxrta 

lovelykxrta, an amazing tiktoker that I am surprisingly mutuals with! They like anime and have a really good taste in Hunter X Hunter characters if yk what I mean 😏 his content is amazing and if you don’t follow lovelykxrta I will sue you

lovelykxrta is the best tiktoker.

lovelykxrta by @arianamaizy on tiktok April 8, 2021

lonely pirate

when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.

"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"

"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."

"You're a pussy."

lonely pirate by Melissanthrope March 1, 2010

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

lonely pole 

Selfie Stick - Used by sad loney twats to photograph themselves in equaly interesting and uninteresting situations eg on the bog, in a changing room etc

look at that twat takin a selfie with his lonely pole

lonely pole by c.riley February 20, 2015

Lonely Franklin 

When youve of been chatting with a hot piece of ass for weeks and agree to meet up but when you get there she is a no-show so you sit down and get a hot dinner by yourself.

"Bro werent you meeting up with Tiffany today"
"Na dude she was a no-show"
"Watchu gonna do now bro"
"Get myself a Lonely Franklin"

Lonely Franklin by snottybojangles September 17, 2016

LonelyMailBox

A Future Artist/Rapper and A Youtuber who is in the Process of Learning to become a better Person

Noah: Have You Heard the new LonelyMailbox Diss track?
Pat: Yeah!!! The LonelyMailbox Diss Track was Very Very Good

LonelyMailBox by ThePwangePotato7 ZHouse!!!! December 11, 2017