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National Kit Day

To take a day off for personal reasons that you do not want to disclose. Used mainly in Northern England.
Person 1: I am having a National Kit Day on friday.
Person 2: Why man?
Person 1: None of your business, just stuff to do.
by Ross Sandbach April 10, 2007
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Liew Kit

A term used to define an gay anorexic penguin.
Wow, that's a fucking Liew Kit alright!
by The Banggla March 22, 2011
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insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."
Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.
by Shep July 20, 2003
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Mexican Tool Kit

Plastic Wal-Mart bag with the following three tools: Channel Locks, Bailing Wire, Duct Tape.
Juan: "Oye Pedro me Coche el motor explode on me between La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. Please come help me feex it"

Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."
by markemarkmark July 19, 2011
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Asus Repair Kit

An Asus repair kit is a hammer. Often used on old Asus motherboards or just any Asus motherboard that doesn't work.
My old Asus motherboard broke, so I decided to use my Asus repair kit on it.
by Tgump July 7, 2008
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munchjob kit

Used to aid a munchjob. Contents include:

• (1) hairy mustache (may be used for disguise or simply pleasure)
• (1) container of Altoids
• (1) pair of tweezers
• (3) rolls of dental floss
• (10 oz.) tarter sauce (for added flavor)
Knowing what was to come, he whipped out his munchjob kit and immediately began to apply the tarter sauce...
by The General November 23, 2003
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Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit

A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."

Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".

X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."

Y: "And?"

X: "The poor bastard used the kit."

Y: "So... is he dead?"

X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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