The True Definition of a "Hot Karl" is when you have a girl give you head while you are taking a shit!!! She can feel the heat and watch out for the splash....
See mud soup straw
See mud soup straw
by Jacolark October 03, 2006
an opportunist
by shouriman October 12, 2003
actual retard, defined by the worst leaders in the world making retarded decisions, usually gets bamboozled by even anyone and can start with eating ice cream and end up sucking a cock in the ghetto
by anti-nibb January 23, 2018
by karl March 18, 2003
A Shit/Poop mark that appears on your boxers or underwear. It is usually a long streak of feces that runs along your bumline and may look like Karl from the simpsons.
Mom - "OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIFTH PAIR OF UNDERWEAR YOU'VE RUINED THIS WEEK. CLEAN YOUR ASS OR YOU'LL HAVE KARL MARKS ALL YOUR LIFE. WHAT GIRL WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THAT?
Fat Kid - "Sorry Ma, its just that when I sit for long periods of time, my ass becomes sweaty and produces crap. I especially smell during Gym! I have to occasionally wipe my ass like five times a day because my ass cheeks rub against each other."
Fat Kid - "Sorry Ma, its just that when I sit for long periods of time, my ass becomes sweaty and produces crap. I especially smell during Gym! I have to occasionally wipe my ass like five times a day because my ass cheeks rub against each other."
by Ryan Dodds April 27, 2008
Phrase derived from the popular game, Call of Duty 4 in which a team who were previously owned, opt out of the following round in fear of a subsequent defeat. They then lie saying 'We need to back out (leave current lobby) and get Karl' who is an imaginary player.
The phrase was originated when a group of players left a game in search of 'Karl'. Ten seconds later they rejoined, accidently, shouting 'Where's Karl?!' amongst laughter.
Use this a sneaky way of leaving a game without owning up to the fact that your opponents are too good for you.
This phrasing can be used in almost any online FPS game.
The phrase was originated when a group of players left a game in search of 'Karl'. Ten seconds later they rejoined, accidently, shouting 'Where's Karl?!' amongst laughter.
Use this a sneaky way of leaving a game without owning up to the fact that your opponents are too good for you.
This phrasing can be used in almost any online FPS game.
by russellt March 26, 2008
by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004