Jonnywag

To strike or be striked with a liquor bottle over the head

Jonny was Jonnywag'd last night.
I'm going to Jonnywag him at that party tommorow.

by Calgary Slang April 4, 2012

Jonny

Bit of a twat.

Guy: Hey jonny!

Jonny: Hey!
Guy: You're a twat.
Jonny: Yep

by MrPoppersInPain January 15, 2018

Jonny

Jonny is the person who is really sweet. He really likes that booty and is swigity and swaggity for that booty. He is sexy AF and lots of girls say he is really thicc and has a chode.

Girl: Is that Jonny?
Jonny: Are you thicc?

by Ksjdhd November 26, 2018

The Jonny Depp

When you're 3 fingers deep in her arse and she doesn't say stop...

I just had to do the jonny depp on my wife

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

doing a jonno

When you play video games from 1pm - 5am every day and only ever talk in discord when you feel like it.

The phrase can also be used when smoking the good stuff ;)

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey bro where's smile?
Steve: Idk, probably "doing a jonno"
Jeff: My name jeff

Example 2:

Dicky: Yo i'm currently "doing a jonno" if you know what I mean...
Mark: No one asked my man, anyways pass that shit over.

by Majormilf (AKA Mr. Big chin) April 19, 2020

Jonnard

A Jonnard is a person that likes stuffs!

"He is a Jonnard, he likes that stuffs!"

by Jason Jafferz April 13, 2009

Jonning

Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.

Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.

by Anonymous army October 28, 2017