jesus

Worlds greatest con artist

Jesus: "I can walk on water, honest..."

by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009

Jesus

prononoced Haysaus hay saus hay-saus a chump.

jesus (haysaus) does believe he is miraculous.

by batman and umpire atagachu January 14, 2021

`Jesus

The man you slept with last night.

I woke up and in my bed next to me was `Jesus.

by Jesus Christoher November 06, 2008

Jesus

An anti-war pinko and welfare state advocate who lived in ancient Israel.

Uninformed Reactionary Prick: Who is this Heyzeus fella? Sounds like a goddamned commie if ya ask me. Turn the other cheek..... what kinda pinko made up that bullshit?

URP #2: I ain't givin my hard earned money to them lazy poor people. What kinda bleeding-heart tree-humper came up with that idea? Jesus? Where'd ya here that from? The bible? Your pullin my leg.

by unpigeonholeable July 24, 2009

Jesus

Main character in Son-O-God comics. Worlds first Ophthalmologist/Orthopedist. Suspected communist.

Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?

A. Because he was nailed to the chicken.

by scut monkey August 09, 2009

Jesus

If you don't know who Jesus is you're retarded

Bob: "Praise Jesus!"
Joe: "Who's that?"
Bob: "My mexican friend who saved my flowers from weeds!"
Joe: "How extrordinary!"

by p69er June 24, 2009

Jesus

1. a Man that does tricks
2. a fictional character

1. I will turn water into wine
2. Hey! Did you read the Bible? there's this guy called Jesus in it.

by Jospeh526 January 17, 2008