Lager jacket

Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)

by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018

Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse

Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets

by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009

jacket filler

Useless member on a uniformed staff team, will turn up to an event wearing company jacket. Hopefully noone will notice.

John is a jacket filler, we need 10 men on site we have 9. John can be the 10th keep him in the corner.

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

meat jacket

flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".

You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.

by Rinibot August 5, 2008

Jacket Fat

When you put on a really big jacket and theres exess material

Dude look, I've got jacket fat! ! !

by Str8jacketchick December 8, 2010

tutto-jacket

Someone who is wearing a jacket that is way to big for him.

Tutto-jacket over there must have had lypo performed recently because he's swimming in that thing.

by Vincent Coppola February 18, 2008

Wax Jacket

A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.

Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.

Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"

by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021