Red-dot-itch 

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

Red-dot-itch by yardbug January 22, 2010

Shaver's Itch 

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI

There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.

Shaver's Itch by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011

scratch not itch want 

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

scratch not itch want by ad-92129 March 26, 2011

fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.

fixin the ole itch by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011

Grao's itch 

An itch occuring specifically to balls of celebrities, leading to awkward scenarios or positions which are too sore to be avoided even while being on camera. These awkward moments are then immaculately captured and posted on social media. The itch is named after famous internet personality who first captured Indian politician Kejriwal doing such an act.

Vinny: Those ball tampering photos of Kejriwal were funny

Me: Grao's itch gets them all

Grao's itch by hellslyne April 2, 2018

Builder's Itch 

Builder's itch is when someone (usually employed in a engineering carrer, applies to people very active in creation communities yet not employed in the field) has an unshakable "itch" in the back of their mind compelling them to make or build something. Take it as a machinist building a "car" out of an old engine he had lying around and a children's peddal car

Tl:Dr - When a builder or creater has an excessive want to build/create something

John: Man, ever since I finished that robotics competition I've had a builder's itch

Ian: Me too man. Wanna' go build a baseball launcher with scrap?

John: Hell Yeah!

Builder's Itch by Ya boi LQIM December 4, 2018

Seven mile itch 

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

Seven mile itch by Nuphagus March 14, 2020