Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

by Andyrollie July 21, 2025

Itch

Itch is one of the many ways to call someone a bitch or hoe

That girl is an itch 🙄✋

by Via Kanesha February 21, 2021

phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024

Public Place Itches

When you’ve been in a dirty public place, likely a city like Nashville on Broadway or the “L” in Chicago and you get home and have to take all your clothes off and shower but still feel itchy.

*scratches itches all over one’s torso after returning home from Broadway and bumping butts with a hundred people
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”

by CBer361 May 30, 2023

The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.

Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.

by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023

cooch itch

my cooch itch... 🤡

“my cooch itch”

by dickssssss April 2, 2019

vegas itch

Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing

After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."

by The Love Docta April 24, 2014