iPhone

"The jesus phone"

I have an iPhone,bow down before me.

by HumorouslyIgnorant July 27, 2009

iphone 5

the greatest iphone to ever have existed and tops even the new iphones and andriods

guy 1: ew is that an iphone 5?
guy 2: shut the fuck up you communist

by wracnacs September 25, 2018

iphone

Probably the most overrated phone of 2007. Its like jamming a computer into a phone basically. And whats funny is retards actually camped out to get one of these.

Yo im going camping at bestbuy to get the iphone yo WHEN THEY ONLY HAVE 2 IN STOCK!

by BL1NX August 6, 2007

iphone

Basically the coolest thing ever invented by anyone ever. Apple combined a cell phone, an ipod, a camera, and an internet browser into one hand-held device. Also the entire thing is one big touchscreen.

If i had to pick one technological device to have sex with, it would be the iphone.

by Nate7667 January 11, 2007

iPhone 11 Pro Max

The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.

Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.

by former New Yorker January 5, 2020

iPhone slave

a person who uses an iphone.

A: Hey buddy, heard you got a new cell phone, what is it?

B: yea, check this out

A: Not i phone again, your such an iPhone slave

by Bobkenny October 12, 2009

iphone

A ridiculously over-priced and large (4.5×2.4×0.46 in) phone/camera/media player created by Apple. There is much demand and hype surrounding its release due to its big shiny screen, however once consumers discover its flaws- extremely large, easily-damaged optical screen, pathetic 2MP camera, non-renewable battery, its inability to take videos, it will fail like the first generation iPod.

Do not be another slave to consumerism and buy a iphone, do something more productive with your money.

by DylanBK August 1, 2007