Internet

when a person takes something literally or seriously on a forum site. it gets to the point where they start an internet argument aka e-argument with other users or posters.

1. youre soo internet man.
2. this thread is internet to the max.

by Patrick Pacificador June 11, 2006

Internet

The mainstream substitution for cocaine. Not necessarily safer, but the addictive component is 99.9% more potent, the high is 100x more fun, and the length is all the money you have.

Guy: Hah! The Internet is for nerds!

*After getting his new computer with Internet*

Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!

by BusinessMan February 25, 2005

Internet

The interface of each brain with the brains of all.

by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003

Internet

A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.

That girl on MySpace is so internet.

by Neykho September 1, 2008

Internet

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.

(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)

by JoshandClint December 9, 2008

Internet

The reason I have no social life and rubbish grades.

Teacher: Ok Class, You will all have to study hard for this test
Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.

by TheWantedFan146 August 30, 2011

Internet

The reason why you failed your history test. Now get off and go study!!!

We all use the internet at some point in our lives.

by Starquti July 12, 2017