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Dexual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.
It was a great day until I walked in my boss having dexual intercourse in MY office!
by Ben "Dingo" F. July 1, 2008
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sexual intercourse

it is called sex people sex not sexual intercourse
last night i put my dick in her vagingin that is sex or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE as you called it
by rasadas April 13, 2008
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sexual interhorse

sex with a horse
"Whoa man, Jerry almost got caught doing sexual interhorse!"
by 8Ball16 September 21, 2013
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Intergootube

1. it's the sound you make when you sneeze.

2. it's the new name for the internet... which is now dominated by Google and You Tube who have just become partners.
1. "oh no, i'm going to sneeze...er...errrr..ahhhh... Intergootube"

2. hey man - have you watched any cool videos on the intergootube lately?
by redlulu October 10, 2006
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interbellum

between the two wars.
The year 1930 was an interbellum period because it lied between the first and second great wars.
by uttam maharjan March 14, 2012
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Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse)

For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.

History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.

Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.

Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.

The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person

Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
by KIX9 June 28, 2019
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Interbation

The art of internal mastubation. This can be done with a finger normally by another person. The trick is to locate the prostate of a man or the G spot of a woman.
Hey dude Percy has got his finger up Cecil's bum. He's hoping to locate his prostate and get into some interbation.
by Willy Wonka 69 August 24, 2009
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