Dick Hat

When someone finds your hat and where's it on their dick.

We lost Luke's hat on the road, while being chased by two gay's. They picked up the hat and used it as a dick hat.

by JDUBss April 02, 2007

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Grandma's Hat

Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.

Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.

by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008

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ass-hat

A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.

Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."

by Danyill May 14, 2007

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Party Hats

What girls call their nipples when they get hard from the cold.

Oh my gosh, it is so cold in here. I am getting Party Hats!

by cat.c August 18, 2005

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flap hat

A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.

(A flap hat walks by.)

-Dude, check out that flap hat!

-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!

by The Flaps Fairy November 08, 2009

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