Wankers Wind

When the wind is strong enough to shake the sides of a tent so violently that one can masturbate as loudly as one wishes and the other person or persons sharing the tent cannot hear you because of the noise. This term was coined by British Servicemen serving in Afghanistan in 2006 where such a wind became vital to morale before iPods were commonplace.

Happy days tonight mate.
why?
Well the wind is above 25 knots so we have a wankers wind.
Great let's race back to the tent so we can all masturbate furiously without the embarrassment of people knowing, well they will know because it is a wankers wind and they will all be doing it but they won't be able to hear so it's all good.

by Lungeman October 31, 2011

Razor Wind

(In Turok 2: Seeds of Evil and Turok 3: Shadow of Oblivion) A disc with sharp, rotating blades surrounding the edge. The user tosses the weapon and the blades start to rotate at a high speed so as to tear through the flesh and bone of a target. The Razor Wind then returns to the user like a boomerang. The Razor Wind is often known to decapitate or severe the limbs of it's targets.

Holy crap! That Razor Wind just cut his arm clean off!

by AllUrTPAreBelongToUs January 9, 2009

White Wind

when a man has anal sexual intercourse into his partner and ejaculates his sperm into his or hers anus, and the parter farts the sperm out causing the sperm to spray back.

Cindy had a white wind yesterday by accident.

by M-dog Dribbles June 12, 2009

suck wind

The act of forcefully inhaling most likely due to strenous excercise or rigor.

Damn I'm out of shape. I walked one flight of stairs and I'm already sucking wind.

by Dan McCaffrey November 15, 2004

Wind Schipers

pronounced- wind shy purrs

The easiest (and may I add,laziest) way to say "wind shield wipers". The things that go back and forth, swish swash, on your car.

Great Caesar's ghost, Batman, he didn't use his wind schipers.

by Agent Nikomotoshyn April 6, 2006

Bag of Winds

A bag of winds is what you get when you fart in a bag, jar, can ect.

X: Look inside this bag!
Y: *looks in "bag of Winds" and gags*
X: *Laughs*

by Pain E. December 9, 2010

Ill-wind

Noun. Methane gas, metabolized inside the bowels from organic matter, expelled from the anus in the form of a flatus. A fart.

That sure was an ill-wind that wafted its way over here from the direction of Marge's cubicle.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006