Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 11, 2021

Wax Anxiety

The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.

I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…

by Crack of Dawn May 06, 2023

pickle wax

The cum that dries on your penis after masterbation; seman that is trapped around the head of a penis for prolonged periods of time

I didn't have time to get all the pickle wax off my dicka this morning

by dntlietokickit7 January 27, 2015

Wax dick

Someone who isn't able to have kids.

Joey has a low sperm count, he has a wax dick.

by Feathery February 12, 2017

Siberian Waxing

When you jizz on someone's body hair, let it dry, and then pull it off; removing said body hair.

Dude, she had a little bush. So I helped her out with a little Siberian Waxing.

by SirWacksAlot April 01, 2015

wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.

My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.

by Poopwords May 09, 2020

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020