I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen
by V-Man April 19, 2005
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I'll never wash my cheek

to not clean a portion of one's face with soap and water.
"I'll never wash my cheek" I said, after being kissed by a girl I have a crush one.
by Shane September 23, 2003
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I'll Have What He's Having

A phase used to express your realization of someone's insanity. It originated from a joke, when you ask the bar tender for the strongest drink they have, then you hear someone saying something so crazy he must be drunk, so you tell the bar tender you'll have what he's having.
Frank: I think the reason cats always land on their feet is because they can control they're own gravitational pull.
Me: I'll have what he's having.
by Nughuff November 14, 2019
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I'll Kick You In The Dick

are u that dumb?
im gonna kick, you, in the dick, Wuu, ummmm right
ur all faggots
by Source: Source: Source: October 11, 2003
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I'll eat your heart out

“I’ll eat your heart out”. Possibly one of the greatest lines of all time. From the song “187” by Senses Fail. In just these five words, you can picture many things, ranging from murder, love, and hate. To sum it up in one word: beautiful.
You ripped my heart out, you tore my eyes out, now you're gonna pay. I'll stab you one time. I'll eat your heart out so you feel my pain.
by illEATurHARTout March 25, 2004
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It’s when you cheddar someone’s cheese in a cup
I'll cheddar your cheese in a cup
by whoneedsausername June 28, 2023
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I'll pay you back tomorrow

Semi-nice way of telling someone you're never going to pay the back... Ever.
Saul: Yo U want some chips?
Brad: Yea, how much?
Saul: $2
Brad: Shittt... gimme it and I'll pay you back tomorrow.

*Never sees Brad again*
by hockeysticks_upmyass November 03, 2022
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