Hypocrite

Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!

Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.

Person B: ?

Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.

Person A: Only god can judge people.

Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.

Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.

by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013

hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.

You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018

Hypocrite

- a person who indulges in hypocrisy
- also known as Ariana Grande

Ariana: (on Travis Scott) if an artist you stanned were that close to having their first # 1 and they did all that they could in their power to get it (and they got it), you'd be celebrating 🖤 it's an exciting feeling. love u.

Kris Wu: *tops iTunes*

Ariana: omg no he's chinese so that's impossible, he has fake fans please he's using bots!

Me: we love a hypocrite. love u too

by kriswusbutt December 3, 2018

hypocritical slut

A slut who is hypocritical. Most of the time fakes anxiety.

Payton is such a hypocritical slut! She says she has anxiety but went to the school dance with no one.

by Paqqie May 2, 2018

Hypocrite

ben

“Ben is a big ol hypocrite”

by Skch November 26, 2022

hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place.

"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who shouldn't have been doing it in the first place. Therefore, you started it."

by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025

hypocrite

a hypocrite is someone who don’t like people doing certain things but they do it themselves.

example: donivan is a hypocrite because he said he didn’t like people flexing money on social media, the next day he states “i’m going to flex my money on social media” he says one thing then do another. that’s what you call a hypocrite

by hypocrite donivan May 29, 2022