hobo

a hobo spends their time riding the rails and is happy with a bottle of beer a gutair and some friends. hobos are not at all to be confused with bumbs and tramps because they are unhappy and bitter about their homeless state and hobos are happy and they make the best of their situation

nothin beats the hobo life stabbin folks with my hobo knife

hobo by hobo man February 5, 2004

hobo beans 

hobo beans are when you eat the beans straight out of the canwith a spoon - without warming the beans up. usually eaten when you are in a rush or being lazy.

John was in a rush to get to work so he only had time for some hobo beans.

hobo beans by jackothy perkins September 26, 2009

The Hobo Kicker 

A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.

When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.

The Hobo Kicker by der_good_citizen_der_NY April 27, 2009

pee like a hobo 

haveing to pee very urgentley

man i gotta pee like a hobo

pee like a hobo by serjvolta January 15, 2007

church hobo 

a kool kat who doesn't have her own church to go to so she leaches/piggy backs off other people, jumping between different churches.

my names haley, i'm a kool kat and i go to different churches every few weeks cause i'm a church hobo.

church hobo by luau95 February 25, 2011

hobo stink

The odour emanating from a person who has not bathed as much as they should.

Rob has a nasty hobo stink.

hobo stink by Johnny86 May 27, 2003

hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

hambonics by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004