herlyne kaur

too good for paul

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

helen keller pirate

When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.

Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.

by backrow boys August 19, 2009

The Hellen Keller

Noun, usually used as a verb. The Hellen-Keller is when you are hooking up with a woman who has large breasts, and you bury your face in the middle of them, wrap her breasts around your hears and continue to yell...... "I can't hear you!!!! I can't hear you!!!!

" I just gave that girl The Hellen Keller, and I woke up her dog."

"I'm mad because that guy gave me The Hellen Keller, and he woke up my dog who doesn't usually sleep well.

by Scribystyles16 December 13, 2009

Helen

An absaloute milf. Usually a mother to a son named graham

Woah man Graham’s so lucky to have sucked in her titties . Ya she’s totally a helen

by Mark Vichente November 16, 2018

Helen Keller

When you're getting head from a chick and right before you bust, you box her ears and when she pulls away you nut in her eyes.

That bitch was takin so long, she might as well have been handicapped so I gave her a Helen Keller and peaced out!

She wanted to experiment in the bed room so I surprised her and gave her a Helen Keller. She wasn't too stoked.

by Freakin' Fantastic April 18, 2010

Go to Helen's house

When you're starting the phrase "Go to Hell" But then some person of awesome authority that causes you to be respectful is in hearing proximity and you mention your wicked cool friend Helen from science class on how she's doing on her non-existent science project.

Douche: Shut the fuck up!
You: Go to h-
*Old Spice Guy swan dives in*
You: I mean.. Go to Helen's house to pick up our non-existent science project..
Douche: Oh, 'kay sure. Helen's a cool person.

by Kleptosporia August 2, 2010

Bloody Helen Keller

When you're fisting a woman on her period, while doing sign language with the inserted hand.

If you're dating a blind girl (having her period) and she wants you to talk dirty to her while fisting her, the only way to do this is by the Bloody Helen Keller.

by Ace Feely January 28, 2007