Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurting

To do something both smart and dangerous. (can be shortened to Gurt in context)

Example 1: Ethan is gurting to get the girls to like him
Example 2: Keeping it at a gurt, lets do this.

by anotherperson? April 14, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.

friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

gurt

yogurt

Yo, gurt! Gurt: sybau🥀🥀🥀

gurt: yo

yo: what do you want from me?

me: …….
gurt: SYBAU

by fienddd May 5, 2025

Gurt

It means to gurt.

I'm finna gurt all over.

by Mr. Gurt April 25, 2025

Gurt

a fat ass

dayum lia got that gurt

by jitfrmfl November 15, 2024

Gurt

To pour yogurt into an open wound

"Gurt that motherfucker!"

by bogosbinted113 September 29, 2022