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Guernsey

adj. (slang)

Used (mainly) to describe the state of drug users after a few too many lines/pills/tabs/hits or combination thereof. Once a person's lower jaw takes on a mind of it's own, seeking only to meet with their eyebrows and beyond, they're Guernsey. That being said, Guernsey is so much more than a word for gurning.
It may also used to describe when something goes badly wrong and variations of this word are perfectly acceptable. For example, please feel free to add an -ing to make a handy verb for any occasion.

Guernsey is also one of the Channel Islands, which is just fine by us.
1. I took so many E's last night, can't remember much but I got really Guernsey.

2. The aircraft pilot came in too steep for landing and for a minute things were all Guernsey.

3. That ice-cream man is really Guernseying my ice-cream, he should be fired.
by Guernsey-Rollers December 23, 2009
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guerrilla pimp

a person who uses women for emotional or financial gain unbeknownst to the women being used or any associates of the pimp or women's friends
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GERC

(Acronym) - General Electic Ring Climber - A brown noser; regardless of whether it is a good thing to do or not.
Don't worry what that guy says - in six monthes he will be gone; he is just a GERC.
by Kyle Farris December 30, 2004
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gerck

see also goblin.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
1. Wow, is that a real life Gerck? i've only ever seen one in my online dungeons and dragons game.
2. Wow, is that a real life Gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i've only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. Wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you're so gerck!
by Muzza2k April 9, 2005
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Gurck

There are a lot of gurcks in that store.
by New English January 21, 2009
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Guergana

Feminine name for George. Think of Audrey Hepburn with a Russian accent.
That Guergana sure is a nice girl
by dawg123hb February 3, 2010
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guerrilla hangover

A type of hang over that catches the victim completely unaware. After a night of heavy drinking the victim will be lulled into a false sense of security when they awake in the morning with a clear head and a sunny disposition. The hangover will then ambush the victim some time in the late afternoon.
I drank far too much last night but I awoke bright as a button at 9am. I thought it would be a fantastic idea to do some DIY that I had been putting, however at around 2pm I was struck down by a merciless guerrilla hangover and spent the remainder of the day with my head in the toilet.
by madgie March 7, 2010
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