teenage grandma

It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)

" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"

"Because you're a teenage grandma."

by Maltesershowell November 22, 2015

Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.

Grandma’s Cooking is so good.

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019

Dabbing Grandma

The most cringe thing ever to exist

It will make you want to jump off a bridge

OH NO HELP US ALL GRANDMA HAS BECOME A DABBING GRANDMA

by Reverse uno card August 2, 2019

Grandma cleavage

Cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest

Jordan has grandma cleavage

by Ismokedpotwithjohnnyhopkinds January 5, 2011

Grandma Frog

The most selfless person you will ever meet. There was only one that ever walked this Earth.

Man Brooke is my favorite kid. ~ Grandma Frog

by Brookiebabygirl January 6, 2018

Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.

Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something”
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”

by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011