Bladder gravity

The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.

OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!

by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016

ample gratitudes

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.

I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.

by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017

Zero gravity boobs

Boobs that dont follow the rules of physics. They seem to hover without ever sagging.

Dude, check out her rack! Yeah man, she has zero gravity boobs.

by Nokersnok July 11, 2019

TITTY GRAVITY

The act of clamping onto someone's defenceless nipples and dropping to the ground in order to rip them from their chest. Often used as a torture method or to increase sexual pleasure.

B.C. invented titty gravity IFYKYK

by KPINGERBILER September 7, 2020

oh my god gravity

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head

*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".

by xXpsychic.moonXx October 1, 2019

Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020

kiss of gratitude

the type of kiss you give your homies to show how much you appreciate them

ayo give me a kiss of gratitude rn

by darth_dracco January 13, 2021