Grumblebug

determine the usefulness of leaving bed in the morning

1. Is Jess up yet? No he is grumblebugging and wont be up for at least another hour.

2. After two long hours of Grumblebugging I decide breakfast in bed was the best option and call my wife

4. My grumblebug went on for ages this morning, I missed the morning meeting at work

by victororious May 11, 2012

Grumble

An orgy made up of multiple anonymous men. Usually advertised on websites such as craigslist and backpage. Can also have a theme to the party, such as dressing up like Pugs while performing sexual acts.

"Hey Kevin, is the grumble at your place this weekend?"

by KPeck May 8, 2015

grumblevids

Pornographic video recordings

I think all female politicians' husbands should be allowed tax-payers' money for grumblevids.

by MrDrCaptain August 23, 2016

grumbledeen

a person who is particularly cantankerous or churlish in the mornings, but not all the time.

Well, I'm glad you had a good day at work, you were quite a grumbledeen earlier.

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016

Gramalexia

A condition that causes the person afflicted to frequently misread/mishear/misspeak words in their anagrams. For example: If one person were to say "I want to drink Tea" a person with Gramalexia would hear it as "I want to drink Eat" (since Tea and Eat are anagrams of one another)

Person A: John just asked if i want to go out with his meats! What does that even mean?
Person B: Oh don't mind him he has Gramalexia! He probably meant "Do you want to go out with my mates"

by fmss August 6, 2017

Grimbler

Difficulty; Something that is difficult

Gosh that guys a real grimbler.

Hey you are still on that level, guess it’s a grimbler.

by Kayla Roar October 28, 2017

grimbledick

A penis that as it extends in length while also increasing in girth, forming a reverse conical phallic member.

"Do you think my girlfriend will care that I have a grimbledick?" - Man who no longer has a girlfriend

by SugarTitsJones November 8, 2017