Look at that big goomer! He can't catch a basketball, he can't dribble, he can't shoot. He's just big!
by Yer Old Uncle Bill April 12, 2024
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The alternative surname of an extremely obese troll who lives under the ross bridge.
The alternative surname of an extremely obese troll who lives under the ross bridge.
by 8700k April 30, 2024
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Being named gummer in the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.
That legend is Gummer.
That legend is Gummer.
by WEB3GUY June 24, 2024
Get the Gummer mug.Derogatory slang for "old gamer", more precisely an older generation gamer that hold irrationally onto aspects of gaming of the past while shunning newer aspects of modern video games even when it does not make sense.
Etymology:
From English 'boomer' + 'gamer'
English 'boomer' is furthermore an ellipsis of English 'baby boomer', a person born in the postwar years/generation between 1946 and the early 1960s, though here the term is being used in the joking, derogatory sense of simply "an elderly person", an "older person" or more precisely "an old, ignorant/conservative person."
Often one who will play a modern video game and complain about all the ways things in said games are different from when they were younger, such as too much hand-holding, difficulty being too low, too many realistic-looking non-pixel art games and what have you. Not all complaints will be shared or true for every goomer.
Some, though not all, but possibly most, of goomers will likely also be politically on the right side of the spectrum, as historically speaking the people that complain the most about new things while idolising things of the past are statistically likely to be conservative.
Etymology:
From English 'boomer' + 'gamer'
English 'boomer' is furthermore an ellipsis of English 'baby boomer', a person born in the postwar years/generation between 1946 and the early 1960s, though here the term is being used in the joking, derogatory sense of simply "an elderly person", an "older person" or more precisely "an old, ignorant/conservative person."
Often one who will play a modern video game and complain about all the ways things in said games are different from when they were younger, such as too much hand-holding, difficulty being too low, too many realistic-looking non-pixel art games and what have you. Not all complaints will be shared or true for every goomer.
Some, though not all, but possibly most, of goomers will likely also be politically on the right side of the spectrum, as historically speaking the people that complain the most about new things while idolising things of the past are statistically likely to be conservative.
The old gamer: “I can’t believe these new Mario games, they give you this ability if you die a number of times that make it way too easy or as an extra life, like the game is telling you ‘You suck a little bit but it’s ok, here is another change!’ Games in my days didn’t do any such thing, they were HARD! You had to learn to master them!”
Young gamer: “You old fuck, you’re such a goomer… of course, I do agree, but you know it can be toggled off, right?”
Young gamer: “You old fuck, you’re such a goomer… of course, I do agree, but you know it can be toggled off, right?”
by LukasExemplar December 25, 2024
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Get the gimmerman mug.I'm pretty sure I called him a Gomer. A gomer is an "old retard." Or an old person who's basically a vegetable.
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Get the Gomer mug.Describes a person so sweaty that their body is coated in a thick, sticky layer of condensed perspiration—like human gravy. Often accompanied by a visible sheen, questionable odor, and a complete disregard for airflow.
"Bro, after that 2-hour pickup game in July, Eli was straight-up gomberous—like his shirt had fused with his skin."
by gomber boy July 18, 2025
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