Girthen

When your girlfriend introduces a bunny-activated butt plug

My friend had a Girthen situation while having dinner and he’s never allowed back in Applebee’s.

by Court of Owls February 19, 2026

Girthquake

A bowl movement of such magnitude that it seems to shake the foundations of the earth.

That deuce registered a 9.5 on the richter scale. A girthquake like that might require EMS.

by Hal_Jordan March 7, 2026

Girthworm

A really big worm.

You could say nightcrawlers are girthworms.

by Tali777 March 17, 2026

Girthening

It is the act of turning blue and into a furry, the furry is a bird and the girth of their penis becomes more bigger, and then the furry proceeds to get naked and do a 2 girls 1 cup. ending it with a bomb.

"Yo i just gave someone a Girthening yesterday"

by Plumpker July 9, 2025

Girthworm

A really really thick and meaty clit.

I was eating this chick out and was hit in the face with her massive Girthworm.

by Naden Asset-Killis August 16, 2025

Girthmonger

Surfing terminology for someone who takes the girth of the ocean up the ass.

WOW! Tyler got slammed out there, he's a real girthmonger.

by girth monger September 26, 2025

Girth check

1) a request for your bro to examine your girth to make sure it's sufficient

2) an emergency request for you bro to thoroughly examine your cock to make sure it has not decreased in size, especially the girth department

Hey Giancarlo, can I get a girth check? I'm worried I'm not as girthy as I should be!!

by Jarhominid766 October 9, 2025