geekin'

verb. To be freaking out; flippin' shit; barfing everywhere.

Present> Dude ! You are so geekin' right now.

Past> He took of his pants, and then all of a sudden everyone was geekin'.

Future> In about ten seconds, I will be geekin', this is just a forewarning.

by kreww May 30, 2006

Jerkin' the Gherkin

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

by nihilistslacker January 2, 2017

Gherkin

Word is used to describe someone who is not very coordinated or just a general word used for abusing someone. Can often mean disabled aswell, but is not actually said to a disabled person.

"Oh Ben, you are such a gherkin"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

gerfing

when your gerfing your hating on someone. when you gerf you hate on someone. you can be a gerfer and be a hater

Allie: He's so annoying i hate him and never want him to talk to me again.

John: i know man.

Mr. S: stop gerfing guys

Allie and John: sorry bro didnt mean to gerf

by gerfing hard bro November 29, 2011

Gurkin

When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.

Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."

by PsychicMelon April 25, 2019

hearther gering

really cool gothic person. Kind of crazy too. she is kind of annoying too but like i said she is really cool.

she is a stilmad fanatic.

by kristel March 13, 2005

gherkin

The feeling you get when you have to take a huge dumb.

After I got back from P.F. Changs, I got gherkin, and it was awesome.

by Pinkoid the Clown June 5, 2009