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female genitalia

It's a good place to stick that dick

Person 1. Ey bro, you got some of that female genitalia you promised?
Person 2. Eyy fo sure broooooo

"They then 69 eachother"
by KinkyDinky March 19, 2018
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genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.
"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
by lazirus July 6, 2004
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genitilia of the lips

someone that has herpes on they're mouth
"fuck did you see mark last night..? he's got a bad dose of genitilia of the lips..!!"
by billy garvey July 20, 2006
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Genital Gargoyle

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.
Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.
by Meat January 27, 2003
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Geite

A violent two fingered poke from one person to another
When I pissed Jeff off, he geited me in the stomach.
by Anonymous July 16, 2002
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Geedit

Exclamation which serves to justify a stupid and unwitty joke, which is normally made intentionally.

Etymology - Literally a slurred and quick "get it?" was first introduced in the late 90s by a sicilian/englishman named E.Zimmatore.
The diffusion of the word was quick and vast, mainly dominant within south east England, from London to Brighton and in certain areas of Paris.
Ed's cat got run over and died;
John asks Ed:
"How's your cat? Geedit!"
by IDC August 24, 2007
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genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.
Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.
by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009
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