gassing season

The time between January and June 23rd when your peers over emphasizes achievements in your life even when they aren't that great

Stop gassing Tito it's not even gassing season

by JBlev$2Turnt May 22, 2017

Gaptize

Verb. the literal act of creating large distances in a rapid or aggressive manner

I gaptized that mustang again brah;

Sorry for gaptizing your bitch last night, Chad

by Skeeeeemer July 22, 2017

Gassive Aggressive

Alternate definition:
The act of pretending to be a nice person while interacting with others, then quietly farting before walking away.

Since Dave took that salesman job, he's become really gassive aggressive. If the person he's dealing with is rude or obnoxious, he stays next to them until he can fart and let's it rip as soon as the interaction is finished. He even changed his diet to be more gaseous.

by RPG Protagonist August 20, 2017

Gaysist

When some one is homophobic and racist

Bro I hate nigger faggots

Bro you're gaysist

by Just some Guy 209 May 19, 2018

gaping lotus experience

A bizarre sex move wherein one of the partners stretches the other’s asshole, whilst the other receives insects into their anal cavity.

Damn I, gave that bitch the gaping lotus experience last night.

by AssFucker69420 August 4, 2018

Gapist

An individual similar to a "Rapist" except they don't rape they just gape, meaning they enlarge peoples assholes with partial consent, or none at all.
The term "Gapist" can also be used in a complimentary way almost like saying "Swag"
"He looks like a real gapist" - "He looks like a real swag person"

Damn he look like a gapist

by Gape Master October 2, 2022

The Gasping Ila

The Gasping Ila (eel-uh) is a position either used to subdue an oponent in a wresting match or do embarass a sexual partner in bed. The male proceeds to put the female into a headlock using his thighs, giving her a "face full of junk"

"I gave Sandra the gasping ila last night."

by wijgego April 24, 2007