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freedom fries

Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.
Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.

a side of fries 

when a person is having sex with someone who is not their significant other
"He is so distant, always texting at odd times"
"yeah, I definitely think he is having "a side of fries""
a side of fries by Brad Kingo January 5, 2008

hot and tasty french fries 

Food available at the BK Lounge. Favored by Dane Cook.
I needed some ketchup for my hot and tasty french fries!

Natural Cut Fries 

The same as regular french fries except the potato skin is left on them, so that they appear to be higher quality than they actually are or more healthy than they really are. Many fast food companies are switching to natural cut fries in an attempt to raise sells such as Wendy's and Hardee's.
Guy: I'm going to Wendy's to get some natural cut fries. They are using sea salt now too.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.

freedom fries

If you or your family eats ''Freedom Fries'' yall deserve the fucking long term consequences. nasty shit, stupid sheeple
Yippit-y grabbin Yay momma! they got dem Freedom Fries here!! I WANT THE FRIES GIMMEEE THE FRIES NOW FUCK YOU MOMMY !!! WAAAAA!
freedom fries by Vapor Trail August 22, 2003

freedom fries

stupid ass name for FRENCH FRIES...
"um, hey, get me some Freedom fries while you're at it"